Britannia Loyal Rangers Supporters Club

 I'm gutted, I've just been told theres a Celtic supporter in our family tree! Mind you, I've been home and I must admit he looks fucking good just hanging there

A priest and nun on a camel in the Sahara desert, the camel drops dead leaving them doomed, relealising their fate the priest ask's the nun to expose her breasts, she agree's providing he exposes his penis. They fondle each other and the priest gets an erection,

"You know if Iput this in the right place I can create life".said the priest

"Right " said the nun " Stick it up that camel's arse and lets get the fuck out of here!"

Whats 6 inches in diameter and can be stretched over an arsehole?

A Celtic Tammy